"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest to the grateful and appreciating heart."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"The hopes of the Republic cannot forever tolerate either undeserved poverty or self-serving wealth."

"Art lives where absolute freedom is because when it is not, there can be no creativity."

"God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible."

"Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait."