"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him."

"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in."

"Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy."

"Honesty. It's such a lonely word."

"Courage is saying, 'Maybe what I'm doing isn't working; maybe I should try something else.'"

"Your mind, which is yourself, can be likened to a house. The first necessary move then, is to rid that house of all but furnishings essential to success."