"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."

"He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money."

"He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged."

"The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice."

"The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."

"To be thrown upon one's own resources, is to be cast into the very lap of fortune; for our faculties then undergo a development and display an energy of which they were previously unsusceptible."

"We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can."

"The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously."

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."

"I am nobody, who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then that's a pair of us!"

"Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief."

"Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle."