"Weak people cannot be sincere."

"The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees. Then they fell upon the aborigines."

"I don't sleep with happily married men."

"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything"

"The difference between visionaries and dreamers is that visionaries make the dreams come true."

"Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it."

"He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"Time is what prevents everything from happening at once."

"Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life."

"The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it."

"I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity."