"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

"Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell."

"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top."

"Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations."

"Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast."

"I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair."

"Time eases all things."