"Enmeshed in the details of life, a diary rarely talks about the important things. It turns out that most of life happens off-screen."

"As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom."

"To save time is to lengthen life."

"My Karma ran over your dogma."

"The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong, but that's how you bet."

"If there be any truer message of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives."

"The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer."

"Can a man who's warm understand one who's freezing?"

"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing."

"He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city."

"I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in."

"Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice."