Someone told me you're the computer expert around here. Weel, I have a question for you...
有人告诉我你在这里是计算机专家,我有个疑难想请教你。。。
Inviting the fire brigade to put out a nonexistent fire is a crude form of deception which no self-respecting student would ever indulge in.
请消防队来扑灭一场根本没有的大火是一种低级骗局,有自尊心的大学生决不会去做。